Funny Candles

Being Your Child Is A Gift
The best gift for when you are the gift but should also give them a gift.

Scent notes:Black Leather, Violet Flower, Jasmine Flower 

You Should Have Moved Closer To Me
For your bestie that always said you would be next door neighbors your whole life. . . then lied

Rude That You’re Younger Than Me
Perfect for your younger friends. . . bitches Buttercream, Sugar, Cream, Honey,Vanilla

In Hale and Exhale

Sometimes we need to remember to inhale the good shit and exhale the bullshit. This candle is a beautiful orchid and sea salt scent. Smells fresh, clean, and floral. Scent Notes:Lemongrass, Jasmine,Patchouli

My Day Was Shit
Let them know, when this candle is lit, your day was shit! Don't mess with me! We made this candle scented with coconut pineapple with warm vanilla wood to take you on a mental vacation. We all need it sometimes. Scent notes: Green Floral, Coconut, Pineapple, Wood, Vanilla

Sorry About Your Other Children, At Least You Have Me  

Sometimes we need to apologize for mistakes that aren't ours. . . our siblings Scent notes:Cucumber, Lavender, Chamomile, White Tea. 

Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid

Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
80+ hr burn time

Candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances used are paraben free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals!